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( Moar )

Due to a recent heatwave I've somehow managed to make myself leave my house less than usual, and as the day when BlazBlue drops into my mailbox approaches with the same speed that EU bureaucrats toil through red tape in their everlasting quest to destroy every last trace of Pwn on the continent, I decided to dust off some old games, for better or worse.

√ Guilty Gear taught me that true love can transcend the barriers of the sexes, the many dubious uses of pool cues and teddy bears and that male aerial pirates like to be called "STUD MASTER" be small girls.
√ Persona 3 and 4 has taught me that love can transcend the barriers of the sexes and that it's perfectly fine for me to be the little girl.
√ Final Fantasy X-2 and Dirge of Cerberus has taught me that Square-Enix needs to fuck off from making spin-offs.

None of these games, however, have protagonists that one such as myself can relate to. Luckily however, there's 2008's Hikkikomori Quest.

( Hikkikomori Quest: A retrospective analysis )

And six months later I find myself outdoors - if you can believe in such an outlandish claim - as I had some scholarly matters to take care of downtown. Alas, fate had other plans for me as a sales representative for the telecommunication company 3 ("The scum of the earth in my book."-Pastor Richards, Vice City) approached, nay, ran up to me from across the street. Ehem.

"DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHOEN? ^O^" was yelled in my general direction. Before I have a chance to politely ask the fiend to GTFO the cacophony continued as "DOES A GIRL LIKE YOU NEED A NEW PLAN FOR UR CELL PHOEN??? ^O^" echoed across the realms. Is it the hair? Or is she stupid and blind? A brief moment of silence followed. "You're a girl, right?" Awkwardness. "Right?" A real-life counterpart to a D:-face followed.

With whatever trace of masculinity I may previously have possessed broken and shattered on the spot, I realized the errors of my ways in venturing outside, promptly walked home and decided that I had to find a way to deal with this predicament. After putting much thought into the matter I came to the logical conclusion that I should lock the door to my apartment and head back to LiveJournal.

SO. Hi guys! What's going on? :3

I got the Noro virus for Christmas. :D

...*FAP*


EDIT: Oh yeah, happy birthday/Pearl Harbor Day, Butler-kun.

I THINK I AM GOING TO SPEND THIS EVENING WATCHING THE US ELECTIONS UNFOLD STATE BY STATE ON BBC. THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY GOING TO BE AN ENRICHING YET ENTERTAINING EXPERIENCE AND IT MOST CERTAINLY WON'T LEAD TO ANY DEGREE OF PHYSICAL OR MENTAL PAIN ON MY BEHALF. ಠ_ೃ

Oh yeah, happy birthday pana and uncompromisable. Stay kawaii. ♥

Vain attempt to kill some time.

( Fandom Sins Meme )