Hai guys what's goin' on?
And six months later I find myself outdoors - if you can believe in such an outlandish claim - as I had some scholarly matters to take care of downtown. Alas, fate had other plans for me as a sales representative for the telecommunication company 3 ("The scum of the earth in my book."-Pastor Richards, Vice City) approached, nay, ran up to me from across the street. Ehem.

"DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHOEN? ^O^" was yelled in my general direction. Before I have a chance to politely ask the fiend to GTFO the cacophony continued as "DOES A GIRL LIKE YOU NEED A NEW PLAN FOR UR CELL PHOEN??? ^O^" echoed across the realms. Is it the hair? Or is she stupid and blind? A brief moment of silence followed. "You're a girl, right?" Awkwardness. "Right?" A real-life counterpart to a D:-face followed.

With whatever trace of masculinity I may previously have possessed broken and shattered on the spot, I realized the errors of my ways in venturing outside, promptly walked home and decided that I had to find a way to deal with this predicament. After putting much thought into the matter I came to the logical conclusion that I should lock the door to my apartment and head back to LiveJournal.

SO. Hi guys! What's going on? :3