I got the Noro virus for Christmas. :D

Vain attempt to kill some time.

( Fandom Sins Meme )

What a spectacular day it was! Glorious from the first few minutes of rubbing the sleep out of my eyes to this present moment of writing this entry! Blessed be the Chairman and long live the PRI! Within a time frame of just a few hours I've not only had the delightful pleasure of dealing with psychs insisting that I start using addictive narcotics to make me a less misanthropic member of society and been notified that I'll have the prestigious privilege of having to go another month without pay! Hailu Ilpalazzo! Also, western civilization as we currently know it is also being crushed under the weights of its own economic failures, which cheered me up a little bit as well. :D

Alas, all is not well. The very foundations of the Internet are currently trembling as a new disaster looms in the horizon. Namely, the Tokyo Game Show which kicks off tomorrow. Much like E3, events such as this tends to cause every retard and perman00b with a keyboard to cry out litanies of idiocy that can make the Death Note fandom look not-all-too-retarded for a few brief moments. Now, I wouldn't normally go out and mention a trivial event like this, but there was a particular rumor which has annoyed me somewhat in the past few days and prompted me to cautiously build shelter and procure provisions to survive the apocalypse. Namely, the rumor that Kingdom Hearts 3 may, just may, be announced at this show. The moment this rumor started, fangirls everywhere took to arms, unleashing wave after wave of attacks that threatened to shatter the very fabric of the Internet while the rest of us with dread recall the aftermath left in their wake the last time as the sheer volume of MS Painted Aku/Roku art and second-grade Riku/Sora fics written by 12-year olds cut a deep wound into our blessed Internet.

Now, because of my name and the fact that I used to roleplay as a character from that series it has become a common misconception that I'm a fan of those games. Which isn't really true, but let's not go into details. Seeing as I'm somewhat more bored, laptop deprived and dead than I normally am, I'm going to try and waste my own time by making a phony, supposedly productive entry here in an effort to waste my own time when I could be doing something productive that no one will read. Ehem.

( I'm so bored )

And yes, I've seen this and no I don't think it's a giant falsehood and recognize its authenticity, STOP LINKING ME TO IT WHENEVER I SIGN ON TO AIM, would you kindly? Thanks. :3
EDIT1: This means you too, bidoofs you gigantic faggot of proportions that rivals the size of Cid Highwind's cock.
EDIT2: HOLY SHIT SOMEONE LISTENED TO ME.

bbl, fangirling over S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Sky.

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GAME EVER
Or maybe I'm just overly excited about the fact that the same team that gave us God Hand and Okami is back in force again. Or it could be the fact that you apparently play as the bastard m!preg offspring of Cid Highwind and Gene running around in a game show where you have to stab people in the brain with CAUTION SIGNs and that I'm easily amused by things of the kind, immature fuckhead that I am. What an utter shame it is, then, that the Wii is a worthless piece of shit with a grand total of two games that aren't a four year old ports or one of the worst games ever and that I'm not getting it just because this and No More Heroes seem kawaii.

I also app'd Larxene at neo_rpg after re-writing my application over nine thousand times. I think it came out OK. In b4 rejected.
... This reminds me that I still owe bidoofs a fic after losing that bet. SPOILER: Battletoads. That's all.

EDIT1: wtf i got accepted
EDIT2: I really need to write that fic.